I Sense A Change On The Wind

Everyone knows about the five basic human senses, but there have been recent breakthroughs in technology that have discovered a new sense.  A"sixth" sense.  This sense is called "comp".  Few people have it.  For those who do, the sense is triggered by a the pulses that are emitted by a spinning video game disc.  The person starts to feel the pulses from the spinning in their gut as it makes it's way to their chest until finally the sensation reaches their adrenaline glands in the brain.  Once the pulses reach the brain the person is overcome with the undeniable urge to pwn someone in a game.  And yes, I said pwn.  These are the elite gamers.  Older model game consoles seem to have no effect on these gamers, but put them at Best Buy in the demo game consoles section and you will see an average man turn into a gaming lunatic.